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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 753 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).