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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9732 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).