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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1150 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9960 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).