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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1048 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5951 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).