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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 454 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 309 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).