| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6187 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Potions Brewed: | 119 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 644 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 171 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3793 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!
Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2455 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 255 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.
Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 2361 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2383 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?
Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7273 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9053 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 3292 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5502 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 7564 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5054 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6643 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 209 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7183 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!
But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!
So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 4950 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 4432 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 28 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1475 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8972 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 56 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5332 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5353 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 1456 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!
New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.
Hope to see you soon!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect. |
| What plugins does the server have? | Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server. |
| Is there a world reset schedule? | We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players. |
