π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5489 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
-
That diamonds are actually useless on this server because our currency is obsidian blocks. So instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for lava pits to turn into obsidian. Trust me, it’s way more fun.
-
That the sheep on this server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil Ender Dragon to steal your loot. So make sure to keep an eye on those sneaky woolly creatures!
- That our server’s founder is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a giant cake. So if you join, you’ll never have to worry about food again because everything is cake! And who wouldn’t want to live in a world made of cake?