WishUknewSooner – Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, MISTAKES, moving forward, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, wisdom, WishUknewSooner

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Emeralds Found:	420	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

New Minecraft Servers

That diamonds are actually useless on this server because our currency is obsidian blocks. So instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for lava pits to turn into obsidian. Trust me, it’s way more fun.
That the sheep on this server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil Ender Dragon to steal your loot. So make sure to keep an eye on those sneaky woolly creatures!
That our server’s founder is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a giant cake. So if you join, you’ll never have to worry about food again because everything is cake! And who wouldn’t want to live in a world made of cake?

Blocky Banter

banter, beloved catchphrase, blocky, cherished memory, dedicated followers, deep significance, fan base, Fandom, hidden message, iconic quote, inside joke, insider knowledge, meaningless phrase, niche community, obscure reference, secret code, sentimental saying, shared experience, special connection, special meaning, treasured symbol, unique bond

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Potions Brewed:	136	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate quest for the legendary Golden Potato! Rumor has it, whoever finds this elusive spud will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Potato King (or Queen) of our wacky world filled with dancing creepers and talking chickens. Trust us, it’s a-maize-ing!”

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, border security, BorderBlock, defense maneuvers, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, military maneuvers, military posturing, military presence, military show of force, military training, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, ukraine border

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine if belarus launched military exercises in minecraft, near the ukraine border. like, the mobs are all decked out in military gear and they’re ready to take on anyone who dares to enter their territory.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.

but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

50 years, ACCUSATION, anniversary, controversy, Country, Democracy, denounces, elon musk, Event, Franco anniversary event, FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs, Government, historical event, inciting hatred, leadership, PM Pedro Sánchez, Politics, return to democracy, spain, Spanish, Speech, X owner

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Divine Spears Created:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Star Shards Collected:	145	Magic Items Found:	3187

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Farms Harvested:	104
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	6717	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Towns Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Animals Bred:	67	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!