OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.

So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 21
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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