OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.

So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY