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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8809 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 73 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a creature so rare and majestic that just looking at it will increase your mining luck by 1000%. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Cow, you’ll gain the ability to shoot laser beams out of your eyes (Disclaimer: Laser beams may or may not actually shoot out of your eyes).
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Join us today and see for yourself if this is what winning looks like – we promise you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).