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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3126 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 438 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re winning is a virtual block-building competition? Well, look no further because on our server, winning looks like riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! That’s right, we’ve got a whole army of undead poultry just waiting for you to show them who’s boss.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a creature so rare and majestic that just looking at it will increase your mining luck by 1000%. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Cow, you’ll gain the ability to shoot laser beams out of your eyes (Disclaimer: Laser beams may or may not actually shoot out of your eyes).
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Join us today and see for yourself if this is what winning looks like – we promise you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).
