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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6466 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a creature so rare and majestic that just looking at it will increase your mining luck by 1000%. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Cow, you’ll gain the ability to shoot laser beams out of your eyes (Disclaimer: Laser beams may or may not actually shoot out of your eyes).
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Join us today and see for yourself if this is what winning looks like – we promise you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).