Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1990	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	11

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Farms Harvested:	248	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Potions Brewed:	87	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Divine Spears Created:	18
Love Letters Sent:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Crops Grown:	2386
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magic Items Found:	3184
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

vote.pitsim.net

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ores Mined:	7787
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

play.norules.wtf

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Dimension Hops:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

mc.ever-lands.com:25570

ExtractMC

Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Votes:	7410	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Farms Harvested:	181
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

169.150.132.107

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	483183
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

play.jailsmc.net

JustBox

PvP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6528	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

justbox.minehut.gg

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9360
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

play.eleriummc.com

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

pokechampions.com.br

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	367	Farms Harvested:	797
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6020

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

ms.lifestealsmp.com

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	128
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

play.craftlandmc.net