Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	122
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Farms Harvested:	270
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TalentlessButCool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Tophat

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Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	3431

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	645
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7372	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Westera SMP

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Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

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WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.