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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5511 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3532 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
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Experience the thrill of dodging virtual obstacles while avoiding the wrath of a 4-year-old who didn’t get her snack. And remember, on our server, intent doesn’t matter – only your ability to outrun your problems.
So come join us and start your day off right with a dose of virtual cardio and drama-free workouts. Who needs a gym when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?