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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3700 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
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