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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4384 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
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