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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9839 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!
And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!