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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3778 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 911270 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 183 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!
And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!