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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8415 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!
And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!