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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9094 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!
And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!