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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1854 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
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And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!