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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8053 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 443566 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!
And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!