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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1468 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
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And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!