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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2290 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!
And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!