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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2233 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 9393 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!
And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!