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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5699 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Magic Items Found: | 4440 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!
And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!