Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than your wife’s new hotwife phase? Look no further! Join our server where we build giant phallic structures and roleplay as Minecraft’s horniest villagers.

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is blushing. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and scandalous love triangles that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as steamy as a Nether portal on a hot summer day. Just remember to keep your armor on, things tend to get a little…risque around here.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BlockyTimeMachine

    BlockyTimeMachine
    Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Gods Slained: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

    Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

    Nethria Network Overview

    Features Description
    No Gens No automatic faction generators allowed
    No Custom Enchants Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
    Balanced economy Economic system designed for fair play
    Custom World One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
    Unique Features New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
    Crates Rewards for players
    Vote rewards Incentives for voting
    Raid options Multiple ways to raid factions
    PVP Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

    Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

    IP: play.nethria.pro

    Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

    Site: www.nethria.pro

    Discord: discord.nethria.pro

    FAQ

    Q: What version is compatible with the server?

    A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

    Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

    A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

    Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

    A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

    Q: Is the server EU-based?

    A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 107 Players Killed by Monsters: 6753
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 7589

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

    Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

    So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Villages Defended: 18
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

    Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

    Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Falling into the Void: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Emeralds Found: 6881
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7288 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ScanFailCraft

    ScanFailCraft

    Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

    So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ObsidianAddictz

    ObsidianAddictz
    Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Skillful Question Master

    Skillful Question Master
    so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

    if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

    so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

    BlockyParty: Extreme Edition
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Star Shards Collected: 238
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

    What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5
?
    1. EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.

    2. EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.

    3. EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.

    4. EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.

    5. EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Hold Up Minecraft Server

    Hold Up Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 2404
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5332

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • FinishKing Minecraft SMP

    FinishKing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 91
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

    FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

    Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

    But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

    And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

    So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MindBlownMinecraftSMP

    MindBlownMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 New Chunks Explored: 227559
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyCrackheads

    CraftyCrackheads
    Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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