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Blocktopia: Stayin’ Alive

alive, blocktopia, fighting spirit, finding joy, Gratitude, Hope, inner peace, inner strength, life’s worth, love for life, mental health, Mental Wellness, motivation, never giving up, overcoming challenges, perseverance, positivity, purpose, reason to stay alive, resilience, self-care, stayin, staying strong, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of living in a boring world where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Do you crave adventure, danger, and the chance to build your own empire? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your prayers (literally, we have a priest who blesses all our players for good luck).

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests, battle dragons with only a stick and some string, and maybe even find true love in the form of a pixelated pig. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties in the caves (watch out for their sick dance moves).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but just remember, llamas spit and they don’t forgive easily.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find your reason to stay alive in a world full of blocky wonders and endless possibilities.

TwisterMC

active community, Alliance, Battles, Challenges, Cities, Diplomacy, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Empire, Events, multiplayer, Nations, negotiations, Resources, smp, Survival, Towny, Trade, TwisterMC, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9253
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	87463

Welcome to TwisterMC A unique survival multiplayer (SMP) experience that brings players from around the world together in a vast, Earth-themed map! Form alliances, and engage in epic battles for territory and resources.

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The Studio

Adventure, age requirement, BUILD, Builder, collaboration, Community, Creative, Difficulty, Discord, early days, Enthusiast, Environment, Future, gameplay, grow, Optimized, Platform, Redstone, rules, smp, streaming, Studio

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	109
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to The Studio Minecraft Server!

Launched by Nacmac earlier this year alongside their streaming journey, our server is built around community, creativity, and collaboration. Join us as we grow together!

About the Server:

Platform	Bedrock Edition
Difficulty	Hard Mode
Age Requirement	16+
Allowlisted	To ensure a safe, friendly, and troll-free environment.
Optimized	We’re serious about minimizing lag and have rules in place to keep gameplay smooth for everyone.

We’re more than just a server – we’re building a community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. The Studio is still in its early days, so this is the perfect time to jump in and help shape the future of our world.

Join Us: Head over to our Discord to get started: https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ

We can’t wait to grow and create with you!

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I’m under 16?	Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 16+ for the safety and enjoyment of all players.
How do I get on the allowlist?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided to be added to the allowlist.
What type of gameplay can I expect on the server?	Our server caters to a variety of playstyles, whether you prefer building, adventuring, or redstone engineering.
How can I contribute to the community?	Join in on group projects, events, and discussions to help shape the future of The Studio.

Sonic Racing Transformed 1.20.3

1.20.3, all-stars, arcade racing, best game, drift, enhanced version, kart racing, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online play, power ups, ps4, PS5, Racing, racing game, Racing Transformed, sega, Sega characters, sonic, sonic the hedgehog, team sonic racing, Transformed, video game

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Animals Bred:	40

Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of waiting for Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed to come to PS4 or PS5, then come join our Minecraft server! We may not have Sonic racing, but we have something even better – blocky racing!

Race against your friends in epic Minecraft kart races that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Who needs Sonic when you can have Steve and his crew tearing up the tracks?

Forget about Team Sonic Racing – join our server for the ultimate racing experience that will have you saying, “Gotta mine fast!” Don’t miss out on the craziest kart racing fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

DaughterCraft: AmISensitive?

401k savings, Adult Daughter, aita, AmISensitive, ankylosing spondylitis pain, arguments, back pay, borrowing money, burden, Chores, DaughterCraft, disability approval, disabled, disrespectful behavior., flare up, groceries, Messes, move out, opioids, prescriptions, raised alone, reschedule appointment, sensitivity, silent treatment, single mother

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful adult children who mooch off of you and treat you like dirt? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise free from entitled offspring!

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do. No more justifying your grocery list or begging for help with chores – it’s all about you and your creativity!

Plus, with our virtual currency system, you’ll never have to worry about borrowing money from ungrateful children again. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with disrespectful adult children.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama – because in this world, you call the shots!

AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP, comedic, cringe-worthy, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, fantasies, funny, humor, Intimacy, Real Life, reality check, relationships, role playing, Sexy, social situations, theory, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all tried to build a giant chicken out of diamonds, but then someone accidentally set it on fire and it was like a disco inferno! And then there was this other time where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village, but then the llamas started spitting at everyone and it was so gross but also kinda hilarious.

But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.

So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

authoritarianism, checks and balances, Democracy, democratic process, election integrity, election interference, election security, Government, Landgrab, Loyalist, Loyalists, MAYHEM, Midterm, midterm elections, partisan control, political appointments, political corruption, political influence, political manipulation, power grab, RIGGED, trump, Trumps, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

Agreement, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, controversy, CraftyStarlinkGovDeal, Deal, elon musk, innovation, internet, Musk, Négotiation, Ontario government, Partnership, reinstated, rip up, Satellite, Space, starlink, Technology, threat

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7889
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

accident, death, health, Healthcare, Hospital, malpractice, MAYHEM, medical error, medical negligence, medical procedure, Minecraft, mortality, operating room, patient safety, Procedure, Risk, sneeze, Sneezy, Surgeon, Surgeons, surgery, surgical complications, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magic Items Found:	8708
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

ZenithMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

zenithmc.fun

Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2356	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Emeralds Found:	7777	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3873
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

Players:	103/400	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Animals Bred:	156	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18