🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gods Slained: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MCNSA Vanilla

    MCNSA Vanilla

    MCNSA is a great community that has lasted over 4 years. Player vs. Environment, no griefing allowed. Claims, ranks, custom chat.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Mines Excavated: 3369
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The Wild

    The Wild

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4925

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • WinterCrest

    WinterCrest

    IP: PLAY.WINTERCRESTMC.COM The perfect server to make new friends! Looking for a non-grief community that welcomes you upon every login? Well WinterCrest is for you!We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others and set public warps. In addition to that, we also hold daily and weekly events to bring you closer with your fellow players! Furthermore, you can rest assured that you and your previous things are safe. With our anti grief plugins, and dedicated staff team any grief will be undone chests are auto-protected, PvP is disabled and all mobs can be locked!We are strictly against pay-to-play and very generous with perks and nifty items! Just ask our dedicated player base! ALL donor perks such as fly, speed, nick are easily available to all players using crate keys obtained through voting!So, what can you expect? On WinterCrest you can relax, make friends and build! When youre feeling burned out hop over and try our Minigames or Event Worlds! Failing that, you can chat on Discord with our amazingly friendly players! Here at WinterCrest, we ensure our staff members know exactly what they are doing, and have knowledgeable experience of our server. You will rank up in accordance to your maturity, helpfulness and general vibe towards your fellow players. We believe that our staff are fair, consistent, friendly and responsible at all times.You can ask any staff member for help anytime. WinterCrest does not tolerate any form of staff abuse towards players. That said, every member of our staff plays legitimate survival like any normal player.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Magic Items Found: 2127 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Survival Exam

    Survival Exam

    Welcome Home to Provim 1.20 Snapshots Fun, Friendly community!Uptime is 100% – The network was on hiatus for awhile is all

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • MysticNetwork

    MysticNetwork

    MysticNetwork is a fully feature server! Our server is fully free-to-play all ranks on our server are in game purchasable , We soon will have an upcoming skyblock server there is currently option to become an alpha tester, we have friendly staff team to assist you in helping you enjoy our server.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Element Animation

    Element Animation

    -= ELEMENT ANIMATION =- Welcome to the Element Animation server!It is our mission to entertain, and in more ways than one. The Element Animation team crafts comedic Minecraft animations, which can be viewed on our channel (http://www.youtube.com/elementanimation). Now, we have a server and it’s more enjoyable than ever.Explore, meet new friends, and embark upon new creative endeavors. The possibilities are endless—the only piece missing is you.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8337 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 65 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Nobility

    Nobility

    Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • TyphonCraft

    TyphonCraft

    Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Dimension Hops: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • EnderNetwork

    EnderNetwork

    Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Minions Network

    Minions Network

    Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1246 Dimension Hops: 11
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 4454
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Torrent Network

    Torrent Network

    The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • I hate you

    I hate you

    semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • TanukiCraft

    TanukiCraft

    TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Towns Built: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Madcow Family Friendly

    Madcow Family Friendly

    Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2715 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blade SMP

    Blade SMP

    A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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