🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Magic Items Found: 1159

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Dracos

    Dracos

    Started at the height of the 2020 Quarantine as a place for people to chill while trapped at home it has slowly been turned into a functional Server but without compromising on those goals.

    Also. Absoultely NO Pay to Win! Thank god!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MagicalSpark

    MagicalSpark

    A server made by the production of ToonyStudio’s this is a server that will open soon and will have custom game modes free ranks ans custom event so stay tuned when we open

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • LUNTIK TOP PLAYER Minecraft server

    LUNTIK TOP PLAYER Minecraft server

    Hello Minecraft players!

    Looking for a unique anarchic server to play without waiting in line for hours?

    Do you hate Microsoft Player’s security features as much as we do?

    If yes, try betachi! The server has been running since 2019 and the world has never been rebooted.

    Nostalgic gameplay, creativity and chaos meet here.

    Whatever you want to do, no one can stop you from doing it here!

    There are many useful chat features: you can color text green by prefixing it with >, and you can create group chats using /party.

    -Good luck

    IP: betachy.eu

    version: 1.5.2 Recommended – (probably 1.7.10)

    website: http://web.betachy.eu

    The server also hosts one of the largest beta maps ever created, version 1.7.3.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Divine Spears Created: 29
    New Chunks Explored: 29918 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Enderiumpvp

    Enderiumpvp
    Server IP: enderiumpvp.com

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CryoVision

    CryoVision

    Just a new server looking for players.plz join the Discord server the invite codes is it the Discord link

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • 600DvD anarchy server Minecraft

    600DvD anarchy server Minecraft

    pirate server of anarchy without rules

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9635

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Evamc

    Evamc

    A fresh OP Prison gameplay with unique elements is available in EvaMC Prison. Players can take use of systems and rewards like tokens, automatic selling, upgradeable pickaxes, and quarrys. You can start a new voyage and gain prestige faster by unlocking these features. The intensity and excitement of the game are increased by daily events and giveaways. Join now to begin your journey.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crimsons Survival And Minigames

    Crimsons Survival And Minigames

    i hope you have fun on my server there is only survival and a shooting range right now but i will add more minigames in a bit.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Potions Brewed: 102
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Survival server for subscribers Minecraft server

    Survival server for subscribers Minecraft server

    f1.aurorix.net:31086 – Temporary IP

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Nightmc

    Nightmc

    NightMC Network

    We are a Dutch network. We offer the game modes MineTopia, Creative and Survival. We are currently not open yet but feel free to join the discord we will open very soon. Hopefully see you soon at Nightmc!

    Mvg, Lead NightMC

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 86 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • KoolKids

    KoolKids

    Immersive Factions and Survival Experiance available on Java and Bedrock editions of the game. Come play Minecraft with the Kool Kids, Join Koolkids.servegame.com, TODAY!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • RaptorMC

    RaptorMC

    RaptorMC Anarconomy An entirely new breed of anarchy -No rules -Raid players bases -Custom enchants -$20 Baltop Payouts -Auction House -Crates -Ranks -Youtube Rank (100 Subs) Discord Server: discord.gg/KsQdFrs

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Betachy Minecraft server

    Betachy Minecraft server

    Hello Minecraft players!Looking for a unique anarchic server to play without waiting in line for hours?Do you hate Microsoft Player’s security features as much as we do?

    If yes, try betachi! The server has been running since 2019 and the world has never been rebooted.Nostalgic gameplay, creativity and chaos meet here.Whatever you want to do, no one can stop you from doing it here!There are many useful chat features: you can color text green by prefixing it with >, and you can create group chats using /party.

    -Good luck

    IP: betachy.euversion: 1.5.2 Recommended – (probably 1.7.10)website: http://web.betachy.eu

    The server also hosts one of the largest beta maps ever created, version 1.7.3.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Madprison

    Madprison

    We’re happy to announce the official launch of our server.24th May – 10:00 GMT+0Everything will be wiped and you have another chance to get to the top.

    It’s a prison server.

    Infinite prestige/rankup, donor ranks, custom enchants, tokens, crates, kits, pvpmine.

    We’re looking for players to enjoy and help us to improve our server.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Slime World

    Slime World

    Slime World is the newest Slimefun server, full of new gadgets and machinery to build all sorts of new items. Come mine spawners, explore caves and mines, set up the largest coal farm, or make all kinds of exotic foods….or just build your claimed base however you like. Lots of special and rare items, crates and keys and voting perks! Don’t miss out on the funnest Minecraft experience….Slimefun at Slime World! We also have and Open Beta towny server for your enjoyment!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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