🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Ores Mined: 5190

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Mineverse

    Mineverse

    Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Afternoon Teacraft

    Afternoon Teacraft

    Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MineHavoc

    MineHavoc

    Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • 8builders8tools

    8builders8tools

    8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server where hacks and anything is allowed that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Athenas Kingdoms

    Athenas Kingdoms

    Athena’s Kingdoms is a PvE community driven building server! With NO world resets, ever. How? We expand the map every year! Why? We like to build BIG! Featuring; – Anti – Grief land claiming – Player Shops – Keep inventory – Mcmmo skill leveling – Custom developed plugins – Discord integration – Live map – Community Events – Building Competitions – A friendly Community-driven experience

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7169
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Pixelmon Online

    Pixelmon Online

    Our servers use the Pixelmon Reforged mod in the latest version!Site www.pixelmononline.net Discord https://discord.gg/Zuy9yPZ Modpack https://bit.ly/pixelmononline IP pixelmononline.netMinecraft 1.12.2 Lucky Pixelmon 4 totally different Servers for every style of play

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PvPWars

    PvPWars

    PvPWars is a Minecraft server network released on March 25th, 2017. We have a lot of experience hosting fun, popular and unique servers! We are pushing the limits of the newest versions of Minecraft like no other server has done before! Join today to see all the custom features we have to offer!Java IP: org.pvpwars.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pvpwars.net Port: 19132

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Kronic Romania MC

    Kronic Romania MC

    We are a Minecraft server from 2018, reopened today for you! The server is 1.20.1 at the moment and everything is redone from scratch. It was completely WIPE, to benefit from keys for crates on survival section, we are waiting for you to vote for customized prizes! We wish you pleasant fun with us and an unforgettable experience!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Hellbounds

    Hellbounds

    Step into the realm of Hellbounds, a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style Minecraft server, where the legacy of Skybounds is reborn and transformed. Derived from the original Skybounds OG codebase, our server is a meticulously crafted universe, offering a unique blend of nostalgia and innovation. At Hellbounds, we’re not just revisiting the game’s origins — we’re redefining them with a modern twist.Immerse yourself in a fully custom-coded world brimming with bespoke features and continuous, thrilling updates. Engage in an ever-evolving landscape where each login promises new adventures and challenges. From gripping events to exclusive content, there’s always something to captivate your imagination and test your skills.Join a vibrant community of fellow enthusiasts eager to explore, build, and conquer. Whether you’re a battle-hardened veteran or a curious newcomer, Hellbounds is your gateway to an extraordinary Minecraft experience. Don’t just play the game; live the legend.Dive into the adventure at hellbounds.net and become part of a legacy where the past and future collide. Your epic journey awaits!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SamMc

    SamMc

    SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

    There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Reds Resort

    Reds Resort

    Discord: http://discord.redsresort.com/Red’s Resort Aims to offer a Balanced and Refined Survival Experience and a Community to Chill and Hangout.~ ~ ~ Survival ~ ~ ~ Hard Difficulty 18 Ranks Homes & Teleport /tpa Jobs Auction House Residence Quickshop (Chest shops) Player Markets & Server Shop Vote Crates mcMMO

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Piglin

    Piglin

    Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Pixelmon Horizon

    Pixelmon Horizon

    Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    – 24/7 uptime! – A friendly, mature, and helpful staffing team with a brilliant active player community! – NPC & community-driven gyms! – 24-hr support ticket system! – A FREE RANK AND KIT to all our discord members – DAILY rare candies, vote keys and a FREE shiny! – Discord contests and giveaways! – RPG Trainer leveling and Pokedex rewards! – Great donor perks and rewards! – Weekly events and minigames open to all players! – Nations – No need to worry about griefers, create towns with friends!So what are you waiting for?! Come join our growing family at **play.thenodemc.com**!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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