🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Tilted Tavern

    Tilted Tavern

    Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BlurCraft

    BlurCraft

    Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ArksMC

    ArksMC

    Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Auria Network

    Auria Network

    OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • TerraMedia Network

    TerraMedia Network

    Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 207

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • uncovery minecraft

    uncovery minecraft

    Online since Oct 2010 100% Free, 247 prof. hosted server Stable mature community of all ages Protected 128×128 survival or creative lots Griefer & idiot free Working economy skyblock, aether, endless worlds No overpowered mods, no handouts, no cheating IRC, Teamspeak, 2D & 3D Maps, active blog many updates and dedicated buildersWhitelist on the website!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • DragonsRealm-MC

    DragonsRealm-MC

    DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • LastBox

    LastBox

    LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Mangrove MC

    Mangrove MC

    Welcome to Mangrove MC!! We’re a small little server that takes pride in offering a welcoming, inclusive, capybara filled environment for the LGBTQ+ community. We have overhauled almost every single aspect of the game with only a texturepack & no mods, while still keeping good ol fashioned QOL features like /home, /rtp, /marry, /pwarp and more!!Starting with the most immersive, world generation. Every single biome in the Overworld, Nether, and End have been given an absolute facelift! Custom structures, Seasons, 4+ bosses, and 40+ new wild mobs like bison, bears, elephants have been added to make the world feel alive. Even after exploring for weeks you still won’t see all we have to offer.If you’d prefer to stay at home and decorate, we have options for you too!! We have 45+ building blocks that you can construct your house with, and then 57+ pieces of furniture like chairs, potted plants, tables & more that you can decorate with!!You may notice that I’ve used + quite a lot, that’s because we add content updates so frequently that it becomes tiring to change numbers on every single website. We try to publish minor content updates every weekend and major ones every month, ensuring a steady stream of new features and surprises!!If you’re into the more nerdy, science-y stuff we have options for you too!! Embrace your inner mad scientist with Slimefun, a gateway to Backpacks to Jetpacks! Slimefun lets every player decide on their own how much they want to dive into Magic or Tech. Alternatively, you can embark on a journey of mastery with MCMMO where you can level up your skills, gain exciting new abilities, and stand out as the ultimate warrior among other players!!Join our discord to talk to other players and vote on new features!! https://discord.gg/usM7JuNQph Have a question about any of this? DM me or comment and I’ll get back to u as soon as possible!! <33

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Clover SMP

    Clover SMP

    The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Crops Grown: 7045
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Kingdom of Hibernia

    Kingdom of Hibernia

    Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Wildwood

    Wildwood

    checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • VyrusMC

    VyrusMC

    VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • FlawlessMC

    FlawlessMC

    Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CubivalCraft

    CubivalCraft

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    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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