🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Adult Swims Survival

    Adult Swims Survival

    Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 67 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Rising Heroes

    Rising Heroes

    Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The Legacy SMP

    The Legacy SMP

    Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Cosmo Survival

    Cosmo Survival

    Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SimpleZone

    SimpleZone

    Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Astoria

    Astoria

    Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Friends Zone

    Friends Zone

    The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • idkSMP

    idkSMP

    A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Mine Down Under

    Mine Down Under

    An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 331 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • TerraCraft

    TerraCraft

    EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

    CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

    CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • AphelionMC

    AphelionMC

    AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Gods Realm Romania

    Gods Realm Romania

    Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

    Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Valatic

    Valatic

    A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 2542 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Oasis Network

    Oasis Network

    Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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