🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Cover Stomper Minecraft SMP

    Cover Stomper Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing nice with your enemies in Minecraft? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP! We’ve stomped out all the nijiniggery for good (whatever that means) and now we’re ready to cutthroat our way to the top of the server! Join us for insane battles, epic loot, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diplomacy when you’ve got diamond swords and TNT? Join now and show those nijiniggery who’s boss!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Kamala Bros Minecraft Server

    Kamala Bros Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Kamalabros is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where the villagers speak in taco recipes instead of words.

    Join us at Kamalabros for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a boring old sandbox when you can have a taco-filled, diamond-laying adventure with us? See you there, bros!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • He Wasn’t Wrong Minecraft SMP

    He Wasn’t Wrong Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and start collecting those precious diamond eggs!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party the night away. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem and become the life of the party?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Crops Grown: 6241 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s sweeter than honey? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.

    But that’s not all! Join us for our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can dig up some epic loot, or celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us before it ends today! And mark your calendars for our Fall Guys event coming up soon – it’s going to be a blast!

    And if you’re looking to meet up with other players, we’ve got you covered. From Femlala-only hypnosis meetups to Garlean election watching parties, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss our Spooky Club meetup featuring X-files and Army of Darkness – it’s sure to be a scream!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself at a shared FATE meetup watching Twin Peaks or discussing character creation at a roleplaying meetup. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the madness!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Stale Memes Minecraft SMP Catalog

    Stale Memes Minecraft SMP Catalog
    Are you tired of boring, outdated servers where the paid shills can’t even be bothered to update their jpeg folders post-2016? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor, or building giant statues of chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Lost No Nut November Minecraft Server

    Lost No Nut November Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll never be as lit as our community! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes so dank, they’ll make you question reality.

    But be warned, once you join our server, you might find yourself saying things like “I just lost No Nut November to her…” because the excitement is just too much to handle. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Punishing Gray Raven General – Witch Bianca Edition

    Minecraft SMP – Punishing Gray Raven General – Witch Bianca Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt houses and basic farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Witch Nanami when you can team up with a group of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a rampage?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Gray Ravens from another dimension want in on the action. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with these futuristic warriors and take on challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Bleach TYBW Minecraft Server

    Bleach TYBW Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our staff is made up of legendary figures in the gaming world, including a screenplay writer who once defeated a creeper with just a wooden sword, a storyboard artist who can build a castle in under 5 minutes, and a director who can tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a stare.

    Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 369 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • > Install Minecraft SMP Windows Server 2022 Datacenter

    > Install Minecraft SMP Windows Server 2022 Datacenter
    Welcome to our completely bonkers Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Zombie Dances: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • VoteCraft Minecraft Server

    VoteCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! Why settle for a plain old village when you can join our server and build a fortress made entirely out of TNT?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Regret Not Eating An Edible Minecraft SMP

    Regret Not Eating An Edible Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner! Our server is like getting high on edibles – it’s an experience you won’t forget!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

    So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • WhisperCraft – Minecraft Server

    WhisperCraft – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss and find English-speaking vtubers who do ASMR! Looking for some relaxing audio roleplays or trigger sessions? Look no further, we got you covered!

    Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.

    Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.

    Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´・ω・`)

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

    SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got fapping-focused AIslop for all you plappers out there who love to get down and dirty with AI perfection. Whether you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion director, or NovelAI artist, this is the place for you.

    Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.

    Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Villages Defended: 8 Buildings Constructed: 38

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pixelated Puzzles Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Puzzles Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget to even play the game!

    Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!

    So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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