WifeBlocker9000

Airport, Backpack, Breakfast, CAR, Communication, coolmand, date, Flight, Frustration, Hint, Hurry, misunderstanding, patience, Polite, relationship, Respect, rolling luggage, storm door, Time Cop rule, travel, WifeBlocker9000

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about holding doors and Time Cop rules!

Our server is filled with crazy obstacles and challenges that will have you laughing out loud as you try to navigate through them. And don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about anyone standing in your way – unless it’s a hilarious prank from a fellow player!

Join now and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs a wife who can’t understand basic concepts when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, our breakfast stops are virtual and unlimited – no need to rush to catch a flight! So come on over and leave the real world drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	74	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Animals Bred:	164	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	185	Animals Bred:	127

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	4842	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Zombie Dances:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	158	Love Letters Sent:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2641	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mines Excavated:	3824
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Mines Excavated:	4270
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.