Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our server is all about drama and shenanigans!

Join us if you want to witness the wildest wife/gf thread in Minecraft history. From secret affairs with villagers to diamond ring proposals in-game, our players take relationships to a whole new level.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary love triangle that has been going on for months, with players fighting over who gets to be the virtual spouse. Will there be a Minecraft wedding? Only time will tell!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to spice things up with some outrageous drama, join us now! Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate in the chaos.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Magic Items Found: 4602 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NoSkipAlbumCraft

    NoSkipAlbumCraft
    Are you tired of servers that are as boring as elevator music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the greatest album you’ve ever heard – no skips needed! Join us and experience a world so epic, you’ll be jamming out to it for hours on end. From building towering castles to battling dragons, our server is a non-stop thrill ride that will have you hitting repeat every time. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join us and rock out like never before? Trust us, this server is the ultimate banger that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Emeralds Found: 333
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!

    KabisiCraft: Rocket Chief Down!
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT IDF KILLIN’ HEZBOLLAH ROCKET DUDES LIKE KABISI IN BEIRUT! U CAN BE A PART OF DA ACTION AND FIGHT FOR DA BLOCKS! BUILD UR OWN BUNKER AND PROTECT IT FROM CRAZY TERRORISTS! JOIN NOW AND BE A HERO IN DIS WILD MINECRAFT WORLD! #BLOCKWARFARE #CRAZYADVENTURES #EXPLOSIONS #LOLZ

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • No Chowder, Only Minecraft

    No Chowder, Only Minecraft
    join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Surviving Lifesteal: A Comedy on Torrent Network, Creative and SkyFactions Coming Soon!

    Welcome to the Torrent Network!

    IP Address torrentsmp.com
    Discord discord.gg/torrent
    Versions

    Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

    Features:

    Survival
    • The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
    • Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
    • Quests with custom storylines and lore
    • Fully integrated economy system
    • Welcoming community
    • Custom armor and tools
    • Anti-grief
    SkyFactions (Launches October)
    • Skyblock; with some twists
    • The ability to raid other islands!
    • Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
    • Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore
    Lifesteal
    • More quests with an expansion of the storyline
    • Epic PvP
    • Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
    • Crates
    • Movecraft
    • King of the Hill
    • Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
    • Ranks, both free and paid
    • Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
    • Griefing and stealing allowed!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the IP address “torrentsmp.com” in your Minecraft client to connect to our server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players without the need for a whitelist.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain mods that do not give players an unfair advantage, such as minimap mods and cosmetic mods. However, any mods that alter gameplay significantly or give advantages are not allowed.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

    Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

    On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP

    And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?

    Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?

    So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockPartyFamDrama

    BlockPartyFamDrama
    Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Crops Grown: 5492
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

    BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

    We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

    And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

    So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

    Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 8billionluckyblocks

    8billionluckyblocks
    Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

    So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyKremlinJailbreak

    CraftyKremlinJailbreak
    come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 967
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Block the Bite Server

    Block the Bite Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 92
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Challenge SMP Server
    Features

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the playtest? Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
    What will I receive for participating in the playtest? Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
    Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends? Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
    Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest? Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Gods Slained: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Anime Son Minecraft Server

    Anime Son Minecraft Server
    Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Chimeras Created: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

    Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 6608
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Buildings Constructed: 50

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

    BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

    Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Ores Mined: 1986 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Star Shards Collected: 134

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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