Why The Fuck Not Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos you’ve been looking for! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage.

We have a thriving community of players who all share a love for chaos and ridiculousness. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the insanity happening around them.

Join us if you want to be part of epic battles where the weapon of choice is a block of cheese, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions. And if you ever get tired of the chaos, you can always relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why the f*ck not join our server? We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, and who knows, you might even find yourself becoming best friends with a talking cow. See you in the madness! 🐄🔥🧀

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

play.cubedao.net

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

play.aureusmc.net

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ores Mined:	9466
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9503
Mines Excavated:	2444	Zombie Dances:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

play.orioncraft.org

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

play.islandclash.com

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Farms Harvested:	347	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

anselmc.com

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Potions Brewed:	154
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	4617	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ores Mined:	9489
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Crops Grown:	8075	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Villages Defended:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8990	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	539
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com