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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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We have a thriving community of players who all share a love for chaos and ridiculousness. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the insanity happening around them.

Join us if you want to be part of epic battles where the weapon of choice is a block of cheese, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions. And if you ever get tired of the chaos, you can always relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

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TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Emeralds Found:	2288
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3637	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Animals Bred:	69	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

helixia.mine.fun

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimension Hops:	2

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

play.blubbcity.se

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

play.huntermc.fun:25573

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Animals Bred:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Void Gems Collected:	35	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6053	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

play.TheGroveMC.net

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Potions Brewed:	148	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

chaoshub.net

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Votes:	3565
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

play.solargn.net

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Void Armor Forged:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

mc.royalcraft.ro

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

play.cubedao.net

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

play.aureusmc.net

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ores Mined:	1060
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190

play.orioncraft.org

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

play.islandclash.com

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

anselmc.com