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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ores Mined:	6515	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2288
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Items Found:	2234
Dragon Eggs Found:	4959	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	787410

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2554	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Divine Spears Created:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Potions Brewed:	174
Gods Slained:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Farms Harvested:	341
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Items Found:	8572
Dimension Hops:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	New Chunks Explored:	960273
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	8230
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.