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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Emeralds Found:	1863

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3807
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magic Items Found:	2659
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7543
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	173
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	244	Dimension Hops:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ores Mined:	7678	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.