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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Alien Abductions:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Towns Built:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	981465	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Emeralds Found:	2570	Chimeras Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5623	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Void Gems Collected:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	107	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mines Excavated:	1165
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Farms Harvested:	247	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	259	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Items Found:	6947	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.