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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8863
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mines Excavated:	1278
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2299	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magic Items Found:	3471	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	165
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.