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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crops Grown:	3945	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mines Excavated:	3150	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Star Shards Collected:	224
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crops Grown:	4044
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	180877
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	8637	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	85

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2538
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	1086	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mines Excavated:	1167
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6731	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.