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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	204	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4798	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Buildings Constructed:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Void Gems Collected:	31	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Farms Harvested:	185

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Gems Collected:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Magic Items Found:	7672	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.