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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Farms Harvested:	917
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

====== 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐘𝐏𝐈𝐗𝐄𝐋 ======𝑱𝑨𝑽𝑨 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵: IP : legacypixel.sytes.net:25128𝑩𝑬𝑫𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 : IP : legacypixel.sytes.net PORT : 25128==================================== 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐒 ==================================== 𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐀𝐆 24/7 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Crops Grown:	8843
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	New Chunks Explored:	553097
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Love Letters Sent:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	49	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.