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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Animals Bred:	157
Mines Excavated:	3135	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Buildings Constructed:	31	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	272
New Chunks Explored:	629481	Enchantments Applied:	196
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	1642	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	165	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8295
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	1666	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Towns Built:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	169	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!