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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FroglightMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FrogLight-MC! We are a fun Semi-Vanilla survival server that focuses on our players! Our goal is to build a strong community where people can play and be them selves while having fun. The Owners will be constantly looking to make sure our server is the best place to be part of a community and always take player suggestions into account when working on any major gameplay changes. A custom dungeon has been opened and is constantly being developed allows all players to proceed to become a powerful member of the economy through simply grinding rather than having to purchase any keys or ranks. Our staff are attentive and active in the discord and in game, constantly updating and fixing anything that requires it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	161
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cosmoverse

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to the Cosmoverse! A furry based community Minecraft server with the ambition to grow a strong community with as many people as possible! This server currently has a couple minigames such as Ice-Kart! This is our own unique minigame which is pretty Mario Kart, but in Minecraft! We also have a parkour world. Our main servers are Skyblock and Survival, but we also have a plotworld for those who wants to easily test out a desgin or redstone contraption or even just to have fun building with friends!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Nektax Network

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

Nektax Network is the place for you! Every good part of Minecraft servers can be found here. Join us today and have fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PublicSMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Animals Bred:	44	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Potions Brewed:	189

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mines Excavated:	2002
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.