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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6899	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9277	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4083	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5635

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9066
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Emeralds Found:	6198	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mines Excavated:	2490	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Crops Grown:	7180	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Potions Brewed:	130	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2982	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Supersoul

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello. Welcome to Supersoul!Join our SMP server! Here we offer tailor-made survival experience to all players.Supersoul is a small community of Minecraft players who dream big. Here we have different original projects that aim to provide a next-level experience to all Minecrafters.JOIN TODAY.Server IP: play.supersoulmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/G4qkPk7 YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOhqAqnJh7zhLT3uaevxqw

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft Murder

Anarchy, Mini Games, PvP

A gamemode of deception and murder based off Garry’s Mod Murder. You are either the Murderer or an Innocent. When the game starts, one player will randomly be chosen as the Murderer. No one knows who the murderer is, or who has a gun. It is up to the innocent to find out!* The Innocent As an innocent, your goal is to find and kill the murderer. If the murderer dies, the innocent win. One lucky innocent spawns with a gun, and the other innocent may collect 10 gun scraps to craft a gun of their own. The gun is the only weapon of the innocent, the only thing that can kill the murderer. It’s a one-hit-kill and will take out anyone standing in the path of its bullets — you have to be careful not to shoot your fellow innocent, however! The gun also has a reload time, so you have to be careful not to miss.* The Murderer As the murderer, your goal is to kill all the bystanders. If you die, the bystanders win. You have a knife that instantly murders anyone you strike with it, a compass that points to the closest bystander, and a teleporter that teleports every player to a random spot in the map. Your most valuable tools are stealth and deception; raw strength is rarely enough!* For more information, visit our website http://minecraft-murder.net/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Divine Spears Created:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!